Emergency Dad Jokes – Pocket-Sized Card Deck

Being a dad is hard enough without the pressure of delivering endless groan-worthy jokes on demand. Unrealistic? Absolutely. That’s why Emergency Dad Jokes exists.

This cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with 100 truly terrible, ready-to-roll dad jokes, guaranteed to earn eye rolls, sighs, and reluctant laughs at any moment. Perfect for family gatherings, road trips, BBQs, or whenever silence feels just a little too peaceful.

Each card even features space on the back for a handwritten note—whether it’s something heartfelt… or simply “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”

Product details:

• Includes 100 classic, groan-worthy dad jokes

• Pocket-sized deck—ideal for on-the-go humour

• Space on the back of each card for a personal message

• Colour: Black / Red

• Size: 10 × 4 × 6 cm

• Material: Matte laminated card / paper

• Comes boxed—perfect for gifting

• Recommended age: 13+

A hilarious gift for dads, soon-to-be dads, or anyone who takes pride in weaponised puns

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Standard Shipping - $9.95. 4-8 Business Days*.

Express Shipping - $14.95. 2-4 Business Days.

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