🎄 Order Cut-Off Dates 

To help make sure your gifts arrive in time for Christmas Day, please take note of our recommended order cut-off dates below.

We recommend ordering as early as possible during the busy holiday period, particularly for international orders.

🎄 DOMESTIC 

Standard

• VIC, NSW, SA, QLD, ACT - Order by Thursday 17 Dec to receive by Dec 24, 2026. 
• WA, NY, TAS - Order by Friday 11 Dec to receive by Dec 24, 2026. 

Express

• Metro - All States & Territories - Order by Sun 20 Dec to receive by Dec 24, 2026. 
• Rural - All States & Territories - Order by Thursday 17 Dec to receive by Dec 24, 2026.
  

🎄 INTERNATIONAL 

Standard  

• NZ, UK, Europe, USA/Canada Order by Friday 4 Dec to receive by Dec 24, 2026. 

Express 

• NZ, UK, Europe, USA/Canada Order by 11 Dec to receive by Dec 24, 2026. 

Please note: These dates are recommended order cut-offs to help ensure delivery by Christmas. Delivery times may vary due to carrier delays, seasonal demand and circumstances outside our control.

GENERAL SHIPPING

We use the Australia Post Network to ensure that all purchases are delivered promptly to your destination. 

• Standard Shipping - $11.95. 4-8 Business Days*.
• Express Shipping - $16.95. 2-4 Business Days.

International Shipping - Calculated at checkout, delivery times may vary. 

~ From all of us at Paper Republic, we wish you a very Merry Christmas 🎄 ~

We offer free click & collect from our Camberwell and Royal Arcade store. Please select your preferred location at checkout. 
Once we have picked up your order, you will receive a notification that your purchase is ready to collect. 

You Ain’t Getting Shit, Michael – Funny Christmas Greeting Card by La La Land

Give the ultimate savage season’s greeting with the You Ain’t Getting Shit, Michael Christmas card by La La Land. Featuring a hilarious twist on the classic Wham! lyric “Last Christmas I gave you my heart…”, this card adds a bold punchline: “This Christmas you ain’t getting shit.”

With its cheeky illustration and unapologetic humour, this is the perfect card for exes, besties, or anyone who appreciates a brutally honest Christmas laugh.

• Size: 14 x 14 cm square card

• Design: Full-colour artwork on the front and inside

• Envelope: Includes a recycled kraft envelope

• Made in Australia by La La Land

Great for those who love pop culture references, sassy humour, and cards that don’t hold back.