You Ain’t Getting Shit, Michael – Funny Christmas Greeting Card by La La Land

Give the ultimate savage season’s greeting with the You Ain’t Getting Shit, Michael Christmas card by La La Land. Featuring a hilarious twist on the classic Wham! lyric “Last Christmas I gave you my heart…”, this card adds a bold punchline: “This Christmas you ain’t getting shit.”

With its cheeky illustration and unapologetic humour, this is the perfect card for exes, besties, or anyone who appreciates a brutally honest Christmas laugh.

• Size: 14 x 14 cm square card

• Design: Full-colour artwork on the front and inside

• Envelope: Includes a recycled kraft envelope

• Made in Australia by La La Land

Great for those who love pop culture references, sassy humour, and cards that don’t hold back.

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Express Shipping - $14.95. 2-4 Business Days.

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