{"product_id":"box-office-card-new-baby-club","title":"Box Office Card - New Baby Club","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Cheeky Ticket-Style Card for New Parents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome new parents to the wildest club of their lives with this Welcome to New Baby Club card from Stormy Knight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing an illustrated ticket design and die-cut details, it's a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek take on the traditional new baby card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside, the \"lifetime membership\" greeting spells out exactly what new parents are signing up for, a tiny bundle of joy, that new baby smell, never-ending laundry cycles, and a lifetime of sleepless nights, all for the entry fee of their freedom. It's the kind of card that gets read out loud and actually laughed at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated ticket-style design with die-cut details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky \"New Baby Club\" membership greeting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 105 x 148mm (A6)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with vegetable inks onto 280gsm board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% recyclable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho Is This Card Good For?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card suits anyone who wants to send genuine congratulations without the usual sugary sentiment. It's a great pick for close friends and family who'll appreciate a bit of dark humour about what new parenthood actually involves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew parents who appreciate a laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClose friends and family welcoming a new baby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBaby showers and hospital visits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairing with a gift for new parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStormy Knight collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ticket-style illustration and die-cut detailing give this card a bit of tactile fun before you've even read the greeting, and the humour lands because it's honest rather than mean. It's a refreshing change from the usual soft-focus new baby card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 105 x 148mm (A6)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper: 280gsm board, printed with vegetable inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecyclability: 100% recyclable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade: Designed and printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAustralia-wide shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick \u0026amp; Collect Available in Melbourne\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer to collect your order? Paper Republic offers convenient Click \u0026amp; Collect from our Melbourne stores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCamberwell Store, Melbourne VIC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoyal Arcade Store, Melbourne CBD, VIC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian Owned\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePaper Republic is an Australian-owned and run stationery and gift retailer based in Melbourne, with a carefully curated range of calendars, diaries, planners, stationery, books, art and gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stormy Knight","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53193640247577,"sku":"5061093442622","price":7.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/5188\/0729\/files\/Screenshot-2026-09-16-at-2-44-27-pm.png?v=1789533948","url":"https:\/\/www.paperrepublic.com.au\/products\/box-office-card-new-baby-club","provider":"Paper Republic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}