{"product_id":"bewilderbeest-card-catatonic","title":"Bewilderbeest Card - Catatonic","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive a cat lover something to purr about with the \u003cstrong\u003eCatatonic Card\u003c\/strong\u003e, a funny cat and gin card featuring a gloriously relaxed feline floating in a giant gin and tonic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCombining cats, gin and the art of doing absolutely nothing, this \u003cstrong\u003efunny card for cat lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for anyone who considers lying down a legitimate hobby. It's also a great choice for gin enthusiasts, fans of botanical beverages and anyone who appreciates a little absurdity with their birthday wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium 300gsm Tintoretto Crema cardstock, the card has a creamy colour and pleasing textured finish, giving the design a quality feel while keeping the humour firmly intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny cat and gin card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed cat floating in a giant gin and tonic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cat lovers and gin enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHumorous design with a playful twist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium 300gsm Tintoretto Crema cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreamy-coloured card with a pleasing textured finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for birthdays and funny gift-giving occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 127 x 178 mm (5 x 7 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard stock: 300gsm Tintoretto Crema\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinish: Creamy colour with a textured surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy it's a great gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Catatonic Card is made for the person whose ideal birthday involves a comfortable spot, a good drink and absolutely no unnecessary exertion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a particularly fun choice for \u003cstrong\u003ecat lovers, gin lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, homebodies and anyone with a delightfully dry sense of humour\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho this product is good for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat lovers and cat owners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGin and cocktail enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFans of funny cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHomebodies and professional relaxers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFriends and family with a cheeky sense of humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who appreciates quirky animal illustrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite your own message inside and pair it with a gift, bottle of gin or simply hand it over to someone who deserves a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAustralia-wide shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternational shipping available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eClick \u0026amp; Collect\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClick \u0026amp; Collect is available from:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCamberwell Store, Melbourne VIC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoyal Arcade Store, Melbourne CBD, VIC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelect your preferred pickup location at checkout and we'll confirm once your order is ready for collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAustralian Owned\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePaper Republic is an Australian-owned and run stationery and gift retailer based in Melbourne. We offer shipping Australia-wide as well as international shipping, with a carefully selected range of beautiful stationery, calendars, gifts and design-led products.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bewilderbeest","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67589128651033,"sku":"5060752690534","price":8.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/5188\/0729\/files\/Screenshot-2026-09-28-at-3-37-26-pm.png?v=1790574001","url":"https:\/\/www.paperrepublic.com.au\/products\/bewilderbeest-card-catatonic","provider":"Paper Republic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}